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--- Advice Column for October, 2003 ---

  • I am a woman who is 52 years old, but look 35 to 40. I am educated and successful professionally. I've been divorced three years now and been looking for a life's partner. My marriage of 18 years was very unsatisfactory in a romantic, emotional, and financial sense. I have been dating and otherwise out there looking for someone I can love and who can love me. Problem seems to be I am only attracted to men who are 15 to 25 years younger than me. The ones my age look so old, they have no energy, no get up and go. They also do not share many of my interests such as computers and role playing games. And the sex, forget it, they are unable to give me even half of what I want. I often lie about my age so I can get close to younger men. Several who knew my age seemed OK with it, were attracted to me anyways. Is it wrong for me to desire younger men? Do you think it is possible for me to find happiness with one?
    - Chris, Age 52 from Texas

    Younger is more attractive. Welcome to planet Earth. If you can get a younger man to go out with you, then go for it. Older men have been doing it to young women for eons. There aren't that many guys that will date a woman your age, but you're not exactly a child molester if you find one. If a 25 year old guy decides you're okay to fool around with once in a while, then I certainly don't see the harm. That being said, I'd be surprised if you find any happiness. Guys in their 20s and 30s don't generally look for 52 year old women life partners. You're too old for children and most of them would never even consider introducing you to any of their friends. (Sorry - I call it like it is, sister.) Mostly I'd expect them to be after a quick bang (or several) and then back to reality. If you're okay with the one night stands and/or short, meaningless relationships then more power to you. Go curl your toes.
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  • How can I tell if a girl likes me? I'm married and she knows I'm married. She has a boyfriend
    - Nick, Age 22 from Florida

    I get questions like this all the time. Truthfully, Nick, I feel as if I'd be helping someone commit a crime by helping you out. You're MARRIED. Doesn't that mean anything to you? Perhaps you shouldn't have been in such a rush to the alter. Did she nag you into it or were you the irresponsible one? Concerning your issue, I say go for it. Stupid people who cheat deserve healthy doses of humility to get their asses calibrated and back in line. Make a pass at this chick so she can tell your wife what a jackass you are.
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  • I am a dating one of my very close friends. We've been friends for a very long time, and I want to know how I should act differently towards her now that she's my girlfriend and not "just" a friend anymore. Anything from the obvious stuff to the complicated material will be greatly appreciated. Thank you.
    - Stefan, Age 23 from Massachusetts

    The nice thing about going out with someone you are friends with is that you're basically not going to change much. Just get used to it and it will seem more and more natural. Give it time. I would probably do a couple of things that you probably didn't used to do, however. Make sure to remember her birthday with something special. Also, flowers (or something nice like that) once in a while is never a bad move. 
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  • How can I tell if my boyfriend is ready for marriage? Lately he has been taking my ring off of my ring finger (on my right hand) and putting it back on, but he will hum the song played at weddings while doing this. Is this a sign he's serious?
    - Ann, Age 23 from Pennsylvania

    What's the rush? You're 23 and you don't even have enough communication skills to know where your boyfriend is coming from. Did you read about Nick a couple of question above this one??! Suppose your man actually says he's ready? Then you're going to get married, whether he's truly ready or not (and whether you're truly ready or not) just to end up divorced when he starts banging some other girl in a year or two. Here's a thought: Wait until you're really ready. Learn patience, understanding, tolerance, confidence, etc. Then when you get married, you'll STAY married. If you're wondering if his little play thing with your ring is a 'sign' and that's going to be your big clue, then you still have a lot to learn about communication in a successful relationship - and if it is, then so does he.
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  • When and how will the world end?
    - Dazzis, Age 26 from New York

    If I had a nickel from everyone who has asked me this question, I'd have a nickel or so. What do you mean by 'the world', and what do you mean by 'end'? Do you mean civilization? I have a few theories. The first is when some new biohazard materializes. Bugs like SARS can happen at any time, and if one of them is bad enough and mean enough, it could wipe out a lot of people - maybe even most people (small groups in remote areas would probably survive even the deadliest of bugs). In fact, I remember reading one prediction that SARS could have infected 1 billion people world wide within 6 months if it wasn't contained. Now SARS only had a small mortality rate but that's still hundreds of millions of dead when you're talking about a billion people. If the next 'SARS type illness' is actually worse then SARS, then who knows what will happen. Also there's the possibility of getting hit by a large rock from outer space. I've read about 1 or 2 big rocks headed in our general direction within the next 30 years, although the chances they will hit the Earth are considered remote by scientists. I think one of them is in 2030 or so. Mark your calendar. Religiously speaking, there certainly won't be any kind of divine Armageddon. There is no god, and every time people predict the end is near, dates come and go and everyone goes back to work on Monday. I also don't think Nuclear war will end things. That would take a lot of bombs, and since the USSR fell apart in 1991 we don't have any enemies with that many big explosives anymore. Even China only a small few as a deterrent. Terrorists might get one or two, but not hundreds it would require to destroy Western civilization and kill everyone.
    - The Man
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  • I'm 26 years old and about 6 months ago I started talking to an older man (he's 43). I have really strong feelings for him and he says he has the same for me but when it comes to sex or kissing or anything like that he won't do it.... I guess what I'm asking is, how can he say he loves me if he won't have sex with me? What's wrong with him?
    - Lady, Age 26 from North Carolina

    This could be any number of things. Some guys his age can't get it up any more. That's really embarrassing to a guy. Most guys remember having hard-ons that lasted weeks when they were 18 only to be frustrated and embarrassed at times during their 30s when someone needed to use it and it wasn't performing well. This guy might also have some kind of mental issues going on. Some people simply don't like physical intimacy. You should ask him about that - or simply keep your ear to the ground. If he's not going to be able to satisfy you, then you should considered that when evaluating your relationship. Also, he might be damaged from some previous relationship. I've seen that a lot. When people get hurt by loved ones who dump them or cheat on them (or whatnot) it can have lasting effects that only come out during certain situations, such as intimacy. Frankly, there's no way to tell. I advise you to try and have candid conversations about his lack of interest. In a good and lasting relationship, he'll be able to be truthful with you about whatever roadblocks he's facing. Then you can decide what to do next. 
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