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--- Advice Column from Sept, 2002 ---

  • I'm a girl that has had a promiscuous past, but I consider myself to be a good person and great girlfriend material. I recently slept with a guy who had heard about some of my past "experiences". During our third "session" he stopped right when we were getting hot and heavy and used my sexual history as a reason not to continue. I really like the guy, but should I even bother to explain myself to him? I don't think he'll ever respect me.
    - Jo Ella, Age 20 from Oklahoma

    First of all, he sounds like a jerk. Everyone has past experiences. You didn't know him then and you don't have to answer to him. What kind of an asshole would pull crap like that. He's probably insecure himself. I suggest you dump his dumb ass. Maybe next time he'll learn not to play stupid, meaningless games. The biggest irony of all is that now he's losing out. Frankly, he didn't think this through at all. You know what I mean? If you're not going to be with a girl, why show up and start fooling around. If you are going to be with someone, what's the point of pulling crap like that. As I said, I suggest you find someone a little more together. 
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  • I heard that if a guy starts working out (especially his abs) it will cause his penis to get smaller. is this true?
    - Jaimie, Age 16 from Connecticut

    I sure as shit hope not! I've been working on my stomach for a while. :) I'm going to have to get the ruler out, but it's only a yard stick so unless I get something a little longer, I'll never know for sure. 
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  • I've made out before but hitting a homerun has always been my dream. I want to at least do oral sex pretty soon but the one thing that is stopping me (for oral at least) are STD's. How can you stop them and do you think 16 is a good age at least to try oral sex?
    - Jaba, Age 16 from South Africa

    I think sex is best experienced when you're old enough to handle the consequences. In other words, you're not ready. If you really want to have sex (and you have someone who's willing to do it with you) then the best way is to understand all the risks. In other words, you owe it yourself to do some research. You can find all the information you want on the Internet with just a little effort. There are hundreds and hundreds of articles explaining everything you should know. I suggest you spend some time reading about STDs, pregnancy and the proper use of condoms. When you understand everything, you'll be in a much WISER position to make INFORMED decisions. I appreciate that you were hoping I'd answer everything, but truthfully, there's a lot of info out there. You're going to need to do some reading on your own.
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  • At my best friends wedding, I hooked up with the bride's cousin. She was very unattractive and overweight. The problem is everyone a shit load of people know it happened (both families, high school and college friends). I know I have lost a lot of respect with them. I also have not given the girl a call even though she was overly nice. The Man, I wish I didn't order doubles all night. Please tell me how I can get some respect back because they are all ripping' on me.
    - Leandro, Age 25 from New York

    Tough break, Leandro. You did the crime, now you have to do the time. Here's the deal: When you're young, anything warm, wet and breathing is a candidate for sex. Alcohol is certainly no help at all. As you progress in life, you begin to learn the fine art of forethought. You gain the power of 'anticipation'. The next time you're in this situation, you'll think twice. I had to laugh at your question because not 1 week ago I was presented with an... opportunity. A friend's sister. The verdict? I passed, of course. The alternative would have been similar to your situation except that my friend's sister is a babe, but that's not the point. The point is, there are a thousand reasons why sex is a dangerous tool, even when you're old enough to do it responsibly. Being 25 years old isn't enough. It's WISDOM that matters most at the end of the day. Now you have some. 
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  • I have not found my soul mate - or we haven't found each other yet. I was reading advice on finding him and one of the things it said was: make sure you don't have bad breath, body odor, etc. Well I smoke and guess I do get bad breath. Would this really turn off my soul mate? I look at couples and see they smoke or one of them does and yet they have a partner. Would this really stop my soul mate from coming to me? Could you please help me with this?
    - Michi, Age 35 from Australia

    No, not all of them. On the other hand, I met a nice girl recently. She's smart, sexy and very pretty. She's also European, which is a huge plus (because I find most Americans lacking an understanding of world affairs and that's a big turn off for me). She came on to me, which is also a big plus, but she was a smoker. I could never go out with a smoker, so I let her know we have to just be friends. Perhaps it was shallow, but I don't enjoy kissing someone when they smell like an ashtray. I just can't do it. What can I say? Now, just to be fair, there were other issues that I found to be a turn off, and I'm an EXTREMELY picky guy when it comes to women (hence my single status) but the cigarettes precluded any possibility of a deal. So, I don't think you're up the creak without a paddle, as there are TONS of guy smokers in Oz (by the way "Oz" is Australian for Australia for all you US people lacking an understanding of world affairs) but you'd probably improve your chances by quitting.
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  • Hey. I just recently started seeing and ex again but we're taking things slow. There's also another guy that I'd like to get to know a little better. Normally, I wouldn't tell either about the other since it's just dating - not a relationship (hell, I'm only twenty). My question is, because of the history, should I tell my ex about the other guy? (We had dated for about 2 years and were apart for 6 months.) Thanks.
    - Catherine, Age 20 from Canada

    I don't think it would server any purpose. When it's time to make a formal decision, you should probably lose one of the two, but until then it's no one's business but your own. I understand the temptation to spill the beans, but what would be the point, except to make this guy jealous, angry, and perhaps scarce. In other words, you'd be gaining nothing while at the same time you'd be risking everything with your ex. There are some things you don't need to tell your man. One of them is that you're interested in someone else - unless you're trying to end the relationship. Even then, there are better ways to do that.
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  • How normal is it for a man to watch porn consistently, even though he's living with a woman who is attractive, and open sexually to anything he desires.
    - Stella, Age 32 from New Jersey

    If you're open sexually to anything he desires, wouldn't that include watching porn with him? At any rate, to answer your question, there's no such thing as 'normal' when it comes to sex. Only varying degrees of acceptability, which is itself a sliding scale. In other words, if you're okay watching porn with him, then by definition it's okay and acceptable for your relationship. You need to clarify - to yourself and your man - the borders of acceptability between you two, recognizing of course that these borders may change over time. Once you both know what's okay, it will be easier to evaluate deviations and decide what to do about them. 
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  • My boyfriend came home tonight after work and starting yelling at me because I sit on the bed and don't do anything around the house . He said that when he asks me to do something, all I do is piss and moan. So what are some things I can do to be more active so he notices?
    - Melissa, Age 18 from Wisconsin

    I don't know if your activity level is the problem or not, frankly. Cleaning up the house and doing the dishes don't make you a better girlfriend and they don't heal the relationship. All they do is make you resentful that you do all his chores and he still yells at you. Perhaps the problem really is that your lazy and that you're not handing your end of the bargain and if that's true, then you need to motivate yourself to carry your load. On the other hand, perhaps you're with the wrong guy and he's just lashing out at whatever simply because he's unhappy. Either could be true. You might try talking things out with him. If you make some changes to accommodate him only to find he's still a jerk, then you might consider moving on. You're only 18, after all, and that's often too young for a life-long relationship.  
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  • My best friend moved away about 4 months ago. I have been e-mailing him for about 3 months and he hasn't written me back yet. Is he just busy because it's summer, or does he just not want to have anything to do with me anymore? I really miss him. What should I do? Please write back soon, I'm desperate!
    - Vanna, Age 14 from Texas

    Vanna, here's some wisdom for you. If someone wants to get a hold of you, they will find a way. When I was younger there were definitely women I was interested in that did NOT share my feelings (don't tell anyone I told you that - I have a reputation to keep up). These women would come up with excuses for why they didn't call when they said they would. They would say things like "I was busy" or "I was sick all weekend" or "I couldn't call because my parents died in a car crash" and I'd believe them because I wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt. You know what? I was a fool. I just didn't know any better, so hopefully my experience will save you some grief in life. I'll say it again - I've learned that if someone wants to get a hold of you, they will. That's all. They might give you excuses, reasons, plausible stories, whatever, but if they really cared about contacting you, they would have found a way. It's not hard to get a message out when you really want to. If don't hear from him for a day or two, that's one thing, but all summer? He's got better things to do, evidently. Time for you to move on.
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  • I just had a new neighbor move in across the street not that long ago. Its a guy and he is probably in his early thirties. Well, I'm a teenager. I noticed that when he moved in, every time I was outside, he was outside. Then I caught him looking at me a lot. To make a long story short, its gotten worse and worse. EVERY single time I am out there he is too, looking out at me. He has a porch with windows, and when the sun hits it I can see inside. He doesn't know that I can see him staring at me. When I lay out to tan and stuff he is out there washing his truck, or watering the tree in his yard, even if he did it the day before. The little girl across the street plays with my little brother and she says he told her that he loved me and that he was going to marry me. What should I do? I am really desperate, thanks!
    - Marie from Indiana

    Time to talk to your parents about it, Marie. The best thing that can happen is that he needs be made aware that you're on to him. You may be in actual danger. Hopefully you're not, but it can't hurt to make sure - especially if the little girl across the street was telling the truth. This man needs to be confronted by someone so that he knows people are aware of his activities. Most likely he'll leave you alone after that. Also, I suggest you don't lie out in the front yard if you have a peeping-tom neighbor. That's just stupid.
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  • My question is that if a 14 year old girl is sexually active with a 15 year old guy, willingly, could that be considered rape?
    - Ashley, Age 14 from California

    It could certainly be considered stupidity. You'd need to find out from local law enforcement if it's rape, however. 
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  • I am in love with a girl, who is our family friend. I know pretty much that she loves me too, but she is one year older than me. Will there be any problem after marriage for me and for her because she's older then me? If there is no sign of problem than tell me how should I propose to her? I have tried so many times and I have failed. Last night she refused to take a love letter from me. Thank you.
    - Ali, Age 18 from Pennsylvania

    Ali, I hate to break this to you, but it sounds like she doesn't like you sexually. Are you sure she's not just a 'friend'?. It's easy to get confused when you're only 18. Hell, I know 30 year old guys that STILL think women like them just because they are nice to them. I appreciate that you think she does love you, but if she did, wouldn't she be more forthcoming? I really think you need to ask her how she feels about you. You can't assume she loves you just because you've known her for a long time. Lots of girls are nice to guys but that doesn't mean they love them. It just means they are nice to them. Good luck. 
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  • I'm a 52 year old woman seeing a 38 year old man. The problem is he can't have an orgasm unless he has oral sex or anal sex. I however, because of something that happened to me as a child, cannot give oral sex. I can lick, kiss and play with a penis, I just can't put the whole thing in my mouth and suck. He says that it's a generation thing but I say these things have been around for ever. I've had other boyfriends that loved regular intercourse, of course with foreplay, and the sex was great with them. I consider myself a very passionate woman, I love the feel of a penis inside of me, and enjoy pleasing my man, but I'm feeling less of a woman with this guy, I feel him very much, but I guess I'm not tight enough for him. As far as anal sex goes I've had it done to me before and it was to painful and so that is out for me. I think this relationship is going nowhere. He told me that this is what all men want but I disagree. My other boyfriends were 40 and 41 year olds. What should I do?
    - Mary, Age 52 from New Jersey

    Well, he sounds like he's not going to be satisfied with you. What can you do? If he's not cool with regular sex then someone is going to be frustrated. If you like him, stick it out for a while and see what happens, but stand your ground. You need to calibrate this guy into understand what's acceptable with you and what's not. Once he understands your boundaries, he'll be able to make a decision about your future as a couple. 
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  • Why is a man that seems so totally truthful about every aspect of his life so dumbfounded when asked how he feels about me. He knows I love him and I know he cares about me but he can't bring himself to say so. What is it with men and commitment? I don't want to marry him, but I would like to know where I stand... I'm, not a mind reader!
    - Jamie from Colorado

    Some men just love the thought of freedom, even when they don't have it. I'd rather live with a girl for the rest of my life as boyfriend/girlfriend then get married. I wouldn't have the freedom a of a single guy if I truly spend my life with someone, but I'd feel like I did. Telling someone you love them is like handing someone a ball and chain attached to your ankle. Some guys don't mind, while others are terrified of it. Personally, I'd fall into the latter. Mainly because I've been single far more often then I've been someone's boyfriend. It's going to be a real change for me to admit that I'm 'taken' when that eventually happens. It's not something I'm going to say lightly. In a way, some lucky woman out there might not even realize how big a deal it would be for me to say those 3 magic words. I damn well hope she appreciates it. Perhaps you might wait a bit longer. When he does finally say it, you'll be happy to know it probably means something real.
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  • I'm embarrassed but I'll ask... When you get a girl pregnant, You cum in her pussy, but if you always wear a condom the cum wont get in the girls pussy because it goes into the condom. So how do you have a baby. Do u wear a condom?
    - Max, Age 18 from Texas

    Max, you should probably wear a condom for the rest of your life. Some people shouldn't breed. Thanks for asking.
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  • Why do men always seem to have blonde girlfriends? All the white brunettes & ethnic women seem to get passed over for blondes. Why did guys prefer blondes?
    - Linda, Age 32 from Canada

    First of all, guys date anything with a pulse. If you're bitter about blondes, it's probably because of some bad luck that you've found yourself in over time. Now that that's out of the way, lets think about this for a moment. People are like animals. We love to demonstrate our prowess in order to get a mate. Peacocks are good example that most people are familiar with. The bigger and better the plumage, the more attractive they are to the opposite sex. People are no different. In stead of feathers, men use cars to attract women. We men also use money, muscles, jewelry, music, alcohol (a favorite of most men) and 100 other things. Women use boobs, hair, tans, skimpy clothes, makeup and 100 other things as well. In today's Western society, having blond hair is sort of like saying, "hey, I'm sexy and I want you to notice". (If you're reading this and you're a natural blonde then the preceding statement may or may not apply to you.) Men, on a primal level, understand these sign even if most are too stupid to recognize them. Personally I tend to avoid women with fake boob and bleached blonde hair as I find it a real warning sign but when I was younger it was more like a vacancy sign then any kind of a warning. Get it? 
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