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- Why do they call it a 'blow
job'? Shouldn't it be called a 'suck-hard-as-you-can job'? Or am
I just doing it wrong? I know there's other things to it - any
good tips?
- Mary, Age 30
Funny. I wish I had a quarter for every chick that asked me how
to give a good blow job. For one thing, I'm a dude. We don't
know how to give good blow jobs. We just know how to get
them. The other thing about this question, which has been asked
and answered about a billion times, is that most people who ask
it are under 17. What type of person do they think I am? I
wouldn't tell a 13 year old how to suck a dick even if I had a
handbook with instructions. The fact they think I would is
testimony to the fact they aren't smart enough to be giving them
away in the first place. Anyway, I've set up a discussion forum
on 'Channel 3' where (HOPEFULLY) people can get the answers they
want.
- The Man
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- Recently, after a long night of
drinking and great conversation, I spent the night at a man's
place whom I had known for about a year (he was a good friend's
cousin). Well, things kind of (ahem) happened that evening....
as well as the next morning... Does this man, without a doubt
now, believe that I am a whore? Or is there a possibility that
he may give me some credit and think that I was just that way
with him? In all reality, as unbelievable as that may be... that
was the case. Bad thing is that he knows I tend to date jerks,
and he actually seems like a nice guy...
- Cidny, Age 23
First of all, having sex doesn't make you a whore. If you were
hanging from the ceiling in leather and chains screaming
"where's the football team??! Where's the football
team??!", that might do it but it sounds like you were more
sedate then that. If he likes you, then having that night
together will mean a lot to him. If he's a stand-up guy, he'll
give you the benefit of the doubt until you prove him wrong.
Also, the fact that you waited a year to hook up with him is
worth a few points. I'd wait and see what happens next. You
might be pleasantly surprised.
- The Man
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- I have a few questions about
anal sex.
1. Do most guys get turned on by it?
2. Do guys get offended when girls say no?
3. Do they get poop on their dicks?
4. Can you get herpes or other STD's while having anal sex?
5. Does it hurt?
6. Can it stretch out your butt hole enough so that you can't
hold in your crap?
- Lindell, Age 22
Okay, here goes:
1. Most guys get turned on when the wind blows. I'd say a female
butt qualifies as a turn-on.
2. Only if the girl said 'yes' to everyone else first.
3. No, the poop mysteriously disappears down to the corner
liquor store and then reappears when the coast is clear. (real
answer: do bears shit in the woods?)
4. Absolutely.
5. It can - both of you. Go slowly.
6. Yes. That's why older people wear diapers. Too much anal sex
when they were younger. (You know I'm kidding, right?)
- The Man
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- How do you feel about
relationships where the man is much older than the woman, say
about 25 years?
- Rebecca, Age 26
I'd feel pretty strange myself. That would mean I'd be dating a
6 year old. Of course in your situation I think it's fine. If
it's true love then you'll have to get used to the fact that
he's going to die first, but that's the price you pay. Older
guys have much more experience then 26 year old women. Might be
worth your time to swing from that tree, if that's what makes
you happy.
- The Man
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- I have been in a relationship
for 7 Months now. I have known the girl for six years. My
question is: For the past two months she has not shown the same
kind of love for me that she has before. I have proclaimed how
much I love her and she has also done the same, but I feel that
she doesn't mean it and we went from sex at least once a day to
maybe once a week. I have asked her if anything is wrong and she
continues to tell me that it is nothing and that she can not be
on the ball all the time. Does this mean she is drifting away
from me?
- Jason, Age 28
That's a standard sign. It's not a sure thing, but it's
definitely not a good sign. I'd be cool and see what happens. If
you force the issue she's going to jet. You really can't do much
when this happens except wait and see. If she's not the right
girl for you, you'll figure it out eventually and take off
yourself.
- The Man
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- My husband doesn't want sex
with me, it's been 10 months. He rents adult movies in the
middle of the night and enjoys them in another room. He doesn't
want me to know. He's not really a close intimate person, but he
says he loves me a lot. I'm lonely and I don't even ask him
anymore. What's up?
- Suzy, Age 46
Try getting on the tread mill, honey. If he's not finding you
attractive, then you need to make a few changes. By the way,
getting a facial and a pedicure isn't going to do it this time.
You're going to need to make a significant difference if you
want to be sure he notices. Also, why not RENT a couple porn
flicks YOURSELF and surprise him with them. I suggest lesbian
ones. Guys never like to see other naked guys, so you need to be
smart about which ones you get. Imagine his face if you popped
one in the DVD at 8PM on some random night. You might find it
achieves the desired results....
- The Man
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- My B/F gives me orgasms all the
time with his hand. I want to give him one too, but I don't want
to have to use my mouth. Is there any way I can give him an
orgasm by just using my hands?
- Jen, Age 17
Why, yes. You use your hands to put it in your mouth.
- The Man
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- I've been going out with this
guy for a month and I love him and haven't been happier. Today I
saw an old flame who was my brother's friend. We hooked up for
awhile last spring/summer and when I saw him my heart jumped.
He's the usual attractive player and I know we'd never have a
decent relationship but I don't know what to do about my
feelings, I feel like I'm betraying my boyfriend. I have no plan
of dumping him or cheating on him but I still get flustered by
the old guy.
- Marla, Age 17
If you're looking around then this current guy is temporary.
- The Man
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- My fiancé and I are having
difficulties deciding where we are going to live after we get
married... I am from CT and he is from MI. What can we do to
make it work? We want to be near one of the families and he
hates it out East? I am so confused!
- Anne, Age 21
This is called "compromise". I suggest you do it if he
won't. Make it work. I'm sick of listening to people complain
about life's small challenges. To me, these challenges are often
what makes life fun and interesting. Anyway, there are bigger
things to worry about. If you go out there and have fun and make
friends, you'll be happy you did. If you go out there not sure
about the future then there's a good chance you'll hate
everything and be unhappy. The answer is simple: SMART and HAPPY
people MAKE their own realities. Take charge of yours. Go out
there and make it happen. You'll be glad you did.
- The Man
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- How do you go about having anal
sex for the first time. Is there any way to ease the pain. Is
there a way to stretch out the anus so that it doesn't hurt so
much.
- Jo Anne, Age 30
I wasn't going to put this question up until you asked about
stretching yourself out. That's pretty funny actually. Somebody
needs to invent the anal equivalent of the shoehorn. Maybe
that's you. I get 10%.
- The Man
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- Caught my husband looking at
porn on the computer after he said he wouldn't. I feel lied to
and hurt. He wont really explain. He said he's satisfied with
me. how can that be????
- Trisha, Age 40
You know that saying 'boys will be boys'? This is one of those
times. He's only one of about a billion married guys that still
look at porn. You're just being a nag by asking him to stop. I
suggest you join the party. More fringe benefits for you that
way, less aggravation. You have to realize that this is a trip
you're creating. You're one of those people that gets offended
by her man looking at porn. Okay. That's fine. Just realize that
for every married woman like you, there's another married woman
that doesn't care or even watches porn with him. I say why not
make the best of the situation instead of the worst? If you
can't beat it, join it. Otherwise he's going to find a way to
look at porn without you knowing about it and you're going to go
through life upset and suspicious. No thanks! If he were
stealing, killing people, beating the kids, etc. I'd be on your
side, but this little activity is harmless (and even fun) if you
just stop worrying about it.
- The Man
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- How much pubic hair do u think
a girl should shave off???
Amber, Age 17
How much is there to begin with??!
- The Man
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- Ok here goes.... There's this
guy at work. We are like best buddies...we take all our breaks
together... he is forever picking on me and nudging me or
walking all up on me... We make lingering eye contact. He is
always calling my extension and hanging up or else coming to my
work area to ask something or calling me names, etc. My question
is: Does this seem like he's interested in more than friendship
or what. He's married and so am I. I need advice.
- Sonja, Age 27
Lots of guys have crushes on women, but it takes two to tango,
and by the sound of it you're already on the dance floor. Here's
my advice: you need to think hard about your marriage and what
it means to you. Clearly you're both interested in each other.
Is it a fling? Temporary? Or are you both the type to quit your
jobs and run away together to some Pacific island? My advice is
simple: stop worrying about him and take a good look in the
mirror. If you're happy with your husband then it doesn't matter
what he's doing. You just need to be a little less friendly.
- The Man
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- My boyfriend and I have been
going out for 2 years. I got a ring for Christmas but last night
we got in this big fight he said a lot on mean things and told
me he does not want to talk to me for a while. Does he still
love me or should I leave him alone ? His birthday is in 3 days.
Should I call him? Please help me!
- Jennifer, Age 21
Hmmm. You don't want to seem like a push over. Him telling you
not to talk to him is not really fair. I don't think he should
have the right to do that in an equal relationship. Sounds like
he might be the dominant one. Sometimes you need to put your
foot down to establish a little dominance of your own. Get
things back on equal ground, if you know what I mean. You need
to let him know that if he gives you any crap you're going to
upgrade to boyfriend version "B". Even if it's not
really true, it will certainly get him back into 'I had better
be a little nicer to her' mode, if you know what I mean.
Sometimes you need to be tough with him if you're going to keep
things in equilibrium. Let him walk all over you and he will.
Same applies to men, by the way. As far as his birthday, I'd
suggest you not call him. It'll let him know that you mean
business.
- The Man
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- I recently gave my man a blow
job, and he LOVED it. But now he wants to return the favor, and
eat me out. I am very self-conscience, and I am worried that
he'd think I smell funny, or taste bad, or look bad. I need some
advice. I want him to make me happy, but I am very concerned
about being rejected. What should I do?? HELP!
- Shar, Age 17
Get over it. Eventually someone is going to make it down those
stairs. Besides, all women smell funny, taste funny and look
funny. That's the nature of the beast. I wish vagina looked,
smelled and tasted like cheese cake, but until that happens I'm
just going to have to be satisfied with furry, damp, taco
looking things. Ah well. Such is life. By the way, you can try a
dab of perfume or two on your inner thigh. Might help you feel
more comfortable.
- The Man
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