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By using this web site you agree that you understand the following:

• You must have a sense of humor to use this site. If you do not have a sense of humor, please do not use this site.

• The Answer Man (a.k.a. The Man) is not a doctor, a therapist or even a psychic. The Man is an ordinary guy (well, maybe not ordinary) that enjoys being rude and opinionated.

• If you intend to follow any advice given to you by The Man you do so at your own risk.

• You indemnify and hold harmless The Man against any claims made as a result of following his advice.

• You must understand The Answer Man web site is an entertainment-only web site intended solely for the purpose of entertaining patrons and is specifically NOT intended to provide factual medical or otherwise therapeutic information of any kind.

• You cannot and should not take any medical or therapeutic advice, whether specific,  implied, subliminal or otherwise, from The Man. If you do follow The Man's advice, you do so at your own risk.

• The Answer Man web site is free entertainment.

• Names and email addresses provided to The Answer Man web site will not be sold or distributed to anyone or any company for any reason.

• All questions submitted to The Answer Man web site become the property of The Answer Man web site.

Submission Policy

• The Man reserves the right edit questions for the purpose of clarity, brevity or grammar.

• Submitting a question to The Man does not guarantee it will appear on this web site.

• All submissions of questions become the exclusive property of The Answer Man.

• All picture or graphic submissions for cover girl consideration or for other purposes imply expressed permission to The Answer Man to use the photos or graphic on the web site. By submitting your image, you are agreeing to allow the use of the photos or graphics on TheAnswerMan.com web site.

Classifieds Policy

• The classifieds are a free service provided to anyone who chooses to post an ad. Use it at YOUR OWN RISK. The Answer Man does not guarantee that sellers and buyers will act honorably. You must ensure that you have taken proper precautions when buying and selling online. If you're not sure your buyer or seller is legitimate, fair or honorable, then we suggest you don't do business with them.